Day-of-the-Dead Dead

WHEN: October 20101

WHERE: Shadyside, Pittsburgh

Hard times have befallen this sexy, already-dead nurse.

Chick of the Sea

WHERE: Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic

WHEN: February 2008

PHOTO: Bethany Armstrong, Chicago

I can't help but think this is how the Little Mermaid really ended up.

Half Woman, All Tragedy

WHEN: July 2009
WHERE: Troy Hill, Pittsburgh, PA
PHOTO: Larkin in Pittsburgh
ADDED PATHOS: Cigarette butts, busted rubber band
This gal is bottomless -- and topless, though one of her plastic boobs has collapsed.